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Name: KeViN
Location: California, United States
Birthday: 8/20/1979
Gender: Male
Interests:
Computers, Games, Basketball, Chatting...
Expertise:
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Industry: Computers (Software)
Message: message me
AIM:  kVaSSaSSiN
Member Since:
6/26/2003
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| AIM with DeEho:
[14:35] kV aSSaSSiN: just thinking too much of a girl
[14:35] GnaisH: tell him its just a girl
[14:35] kV aSSaSSiN: haha
[14:35] kV aSSaSSiN: tell connie that
[14:35] GnaisH: if he didnt get any from her than he's being stoopid
[14:35] GnaisH: haha connie's just a girl
[14:36] kV aSSaSSiN: haha, I am gonna post it on xanga
[14:37] GnaisH: lol
Are you reading this Connie? HAHA | | |
| Any strong .NET programmer looking for a job? Give me a call or email me if you are. | | |
| Women at the Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive. | | |
| Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen! | | |
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